When Bruce Wayne was a kid his parents were brutally murdered there on a hill by a lonely goat herd (yay!…oldle aye…oldle aye…yee hooo). Who would have guessed that this act of heinous criminality would be the catalyst for years of more heinous criminality leading to the infamy of Gotham City.
As you know Bruce Wayne became the ultimate hero against the deadliest of criminals….Bat Goat. How no-one guessed his real identity as he trip trapped over the bridge to battle against a man penguin and a bloke with dodgy make-up , we’ll never know. Perhaps it was his trusted wing-goat Robin that threw people off the scent? Be cautious out there good citizens of Gotham. We have your backs. We also have some amazing goat based products to sell too…
Right, no more acting the goat. Just have yourself a ruddy Good Chairsday, or we’ll send Bat Goat around to biff, kapow and bonk you.
(Wow, that was weird. Going to have to stop eating all this goat’s cheese before going to bed!)
