Is your dad acting different? Your sister seeming strange? Mum looking in the mirror more?
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“We were all so excited when Damien spoke his first words. He was in the car and just said ‘oh boy’. At first we thought our 2 month old was a genius. Then we grew concerned. He’d talk a lot to his imaginary friend, an invisible middle aged man called Al. A few days later he didn’t give a block of dark chocolate to our dog, then he went back to normal.”
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Happy Chairsday Everyone!