Playmaker at large
This is Martin
Considering a run to be Merseyside’s police commissioner with the only qualification of having the surname Gordon, Martin once grew a moustache. It didn’t have any staying power but meant Martin knew that he was destined for something, he was destined to be a Broken Chair member. Martin is the champion of Mandolin players who are crassly underrepresented in mainstream UK culture. His favourite thing to do is redesign everything from your life values to the electoral system using Lego.